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I regret to inform you that my Flash dating sim file has officially crashed, spontaneously burst into flame, and died.

I cannot load that file any more.

I looked in my recycling bin, and this was the latest beta version of the flash I had saved. Unfortunately, I didn't get to finish either of Anders's routes, so you'll have to do without.

However, all the other ones should be working properly. Because I lost the main file, I will also be unable to fix graphic/spelling/link errors nor will I be able to continue working on this thing in any way/shape/form. Also the loading screen doesn't work properly, but it's too late to change that too. Sorry.

I hope this flash is still enjoyable. It took a long time to make, and I really am sad that I'll never be able to finish this.

Let us take a moment of silence for the dating sim that could have been.

For those of you that aren't familiar with my other work, "Heath" was formerly my Hawke. However, since you play as Hawke, I renamed Heath and made him his own character.

*Also, if you tell me "X and x doesn't work, change it!" I will kill a kitten. LEARN TO READ!*

As of 2/13/2012
10 kitten(s) dead
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:iconasuna1151:
Asuna1151 Featured By Owner Mar 22, 2015  New member
i got all good endings!!! yeah, bro!!!!! very fun.
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:iconrahachan:
Rahachan Featured By Owner Mar 6, 2015  Hobbyist General Artist
hole full of lies.. holy shit..!!Tomoya Okazaki (Laughing Hard) [V1] Laugh LOL 
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:iconparissimmons:
Parissimmons Featured By Owner Feb 28, 2015
*sees what Heath firsts says......dies of laughter*
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purpleninja816 Featured By Owner Edited Feb 4, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
XD nice mass effect reference there. lol

and i OBJECT! FARTING is not a moral shortcoming, Sebastian! its a form of SELF EXPRESSION. 

omg lol! laughed so hard! i think it would be cool if you did a quick da:i one too. lol
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devinthedude05 Featured By Owner Feb 2, 2015  New member
i had 2 play i don't want 2 die:( (Sad) 
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:iconfoxyradstacks:
FoxyRadStacks Featured By Owner Jan 29, 2015  Hobbyist Writer
"a hole full of lies" HOLY FUCK! IM DYYINGFD Tomoya Okazaki (Laughing Hard) [V1] Laughing laughing Paulie 
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:iconliquidparchment:
LiquidParchment Featured By Owner Nov 6, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
iM CRYING THANK YOU FOR MAKING THIS
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:iconellyosa:
Ellyosa Featured By Owner Sep 23, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
I can't stop laughing at 1) "HEY MAGISTER, I HAVE SOME CORN. YOU SHOULD PUT IT UP YOUR BUTT!" and "MY DICK IN YOUR MOUTH" oh my god this is BRILLIANT
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DestinyMace Featured By Owner Aug 28, 2014
*Also, if you tell me "X and x doesn't work, change it!" I will kill a kitten. LEARN TO READ!*

As of 2/13/2012
10 kitten(s) dead

I feel bad for those cats
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:iconbladeofthestars:
BladeOfTheStars Featured By Owner Jul 23, 2014  Student Traditional Artist
"Fart inappropriately" XD

This is great funny and cute. RIP kittens
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:iconanime-yaoilover8059:
Anime-YaoiLover8059 Featured By Owner Jul 15, 2014
Are the ending pictures from the anime Panty and Stocking? It looks like the images from the ending of the episodes of Panty and Stocking.
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:iconkittanee:
Kittanee Featured By Owner Jun 18, 2014
I love the happy endings. Better than the game's ending. Thank you. :)
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DelicateRosebud Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Hey, thanks for playing! While I rather enjoyed DAII, I have to admit that the romances felt rather shallow and empty compared to the romances in Origins. It was fun being able to expand on that, even if it was done in a lighthearted, joking manner. 

Truth be told, though, when it came to endings, it wasn't as if Bioware set the bar particularly high. Ahahahaha! "And nobody saw Hawke ever again... expect for *insert love interest here," of course."

It's more unsatisfying than the lukewarm, melted part of a milkshake.
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AmIABoyOrAGirl Featured By Owner Jun 12, 2014
This is the best thing I have ever come across, even without it ever being completed. And I have one thing to say; Heathcliff is 'effin awesome.
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DelicateRosebud Featured By Owner Jun 19, 2014  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you! It's a shame about the completion; I had some rather entertaining silly ideas for Anders's route, but I did enjoy making it. It was one of my bigger projects, and I hope that Inquisition will inspire me just as much as DAII did.

I have to say, I'm excited to make a revamped Heathcliff in Inquisition. Visiting Tevinter? Yes please.
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ScarletandLunaRcool Featured By Owner May 26, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Princess bride reference~!!!
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Tia-The-Grey-Warden Featured By Owner May 15, 2014
 Mass Effect references /)030(\!!!
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:icondusknightmare0:
DuskNightmare0 Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2014
So, um why doesn't Anders' work for either of them?
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AnimeLover4678 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
When I tried to click on Ander's clinic as Marian it wouldn't work. I don't mind really just wanted to try all of them but I don't know if it's just a small bug but I thought I should tell you :3
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AnimeLover4678 Featured By Owner Apr 4, 2014  Student Digital Artist
don't pay attention to this I read your description. Please don't kill a kitten XD
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:icondemonchan22:
DemonChan22 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014
can't help but yaoi fangirling all over this game i keep laughing and giggling XD
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:icondemonchan22:
DemonChan22 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014
Hawke: *goes to Fenris his plase and looks around* Fenris still didn't get rid off those corpsed?
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DemonChan22 Featured By Owner Apr 3, 2014
cool this is going in my favorites  because i love DA2
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:iconairennova:
AirenNova Featured By Owner Mar 4, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
This is a fantastic game thingy! :D
It's quiet a shame that Fem!Hawke and Anders cannot work, though I'm not one to complain when I gotta Elf on me...-wink wink- On me~
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HoNk11223 Featured By Owner Jan 12, 2014  Hobbyist Filmographer
why is the cute one gat ;-; HoNk HoNk
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Katqueen13 Featured By Owner Dec 7, 2013
I loved Heath's ending! I kinda want to have a kid just to name him Wiggly
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:iconmightyprop:
MightyProp Featured By Owner Nov 26, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Oh god, lawl...
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:icontoddled:
toddled Featured By Owner Oct 20, 2013  Hobbyist
I see Mass Effect references.
Very good, dear sir.
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:iconcrushingprison:
crushingprison Featured By Owner Sep 30, 2013
i click on anders clinic but it does not go to it can you fix it or is something wrong with my computer?
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:icongacandtlkfan:
GACandTLKfan Featured By Owner Sep 28, 2013
gAMLEN OH MY GOD
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:icontrinrican:
trinrican Featured By Owner Dec 20, 2013
a winner is you XD
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:iconsavvykittens:
SavvyKittens Featured By Owner Sep 19, 2013
lololol
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:iconshadowfeather1sbff:
shadowfeather1sbff Featured By Owner Aug 14, 2013  Hobbyist Writer
Okay Heathcliff's ending with Garret is awesome that is FrUKing funny 
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grey-eyes-kitty-cat Featured By Owner Jul 19, 2013
i clicked this cause i was terrified
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:iconeeveeishawesome:
EeveeIshAwesome Featured By Owner Jul 30, 2013
Same here XD
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:icongrey-eyes-kitty-cat:
grey-eyes-kitty-cat Featured By Owner Aug 1, 2013
......thank gosh Im Crying Rainbows So Much Plz 
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:iconeeveeishawesome:
EeveeIshAwesome Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013
Um.. you got a little rainbow on your face...
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:icongrey-eyes-kitty-cat:
grey-eyes-kitty-cat Featured By Owner Aug 2, 2013
OHNOO!!! that's so embarrasing!!!!!Lily Blushing 
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:iconsonicgirlify:
Sonicgirlify Featured By Owner Jun 10, 2013
i like it.
though it isnt complete i love it
as long as i have fenris im good XD
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:iconiwuvvocaliod:
IwuvVocaliod Featured By Owner Jun 3, 2013  Student Artist
Fenris and Ezekiel both looked at me at the same tim...D:
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:iconvampyerba:
vampyerba Featured By Owner May 24, 2013
Oh goodness this was adorable. Wish there was more Anders!
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:iconbriontisaurus:
Briontisaurus Featured By Owner May 18, 2013
I loved this! made me giggle like a madwoman for hours :P I love the Fenris and Sebastian story AND I got the Mass Effect reference when drinking with Gamlen! Well done this is a great game ^-^
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DelicateRosebud Featured By Owner May 19, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Thank you! There are a million references in there, and I'm glad you found them funny!
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:icontonyfurry:
Tonyfurry Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
My sorrow is drowned since this cannot be completed...

Forever sad.
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:icondelicaterosebud:
DelicateRosebud Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Ah, yes, a damn shame... It really bothered me too, that I would never be able to finish this.
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:iconidcgirl:
IDCGIRL Featured By Owner Apr 28, 2013
So what would have happened if you went with Anders at the end??? :3
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:icondelicaterosebud:
DelicateRosebud Featured By Owner Apr 29, 2013  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Well, it's been a while since I made this, so I don't exactly remember my thought process. I think I planned to have Anders and Hawke move to Tevinter where they could avoid the Templars forever.
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:iconidcgirl:
IDCGIRL Featured By Owner Apr 30, 2013
Thanks! ^_^
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cheychey145 Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
MY SUPPLE BREASTS.
they are untouched.
THE CHANCE WAS RUIINNNNEEEDDDDDD
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